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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:49 PM CST
WOMAN



Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.






MAN






Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
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New South Wales singles
sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hello Des teddy bear
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New York singles
mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:50 PM CST
Muff diving helps too.rolling on the floor laughing
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Arkansas dating
RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:52 PM CST
money,checkbook,new car,diamond ring.......
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:55 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
money,checkbook,new car,diamond ring.......


Don't be so selfish. You forgot the House.rolling eyes laugh
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:56 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Hello Des




Hi Tina hug hug lips
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Arkansas dating
RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:56 PM CST
D'oh! Shame on me!






sad flower I sorry!
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Kalmar personals
StressFree
Kalmar, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: May 8, 2008, 6:58 PM CST
desmond wrote:
WOMAN
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.


I love itthumbs up laugh Actually if she brought a joint as well I would not mind
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 8, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
A Rose and a gentle kiss.
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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 7:02 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing devil cheers or Pepsi. laugh
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 8, 2008, 7:05 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
or Pepsi.


A Rose and a bottle of Pepsi........
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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 7:07 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
A Rose and a bottle of Pepsi........


Hey Leo, good to see you my friend.

((((((((handshake))))))))
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Florida dating
shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
way too much work....I'll stick to the porn and hand cream!!sticking out tongue
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Missouri dating
mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
me and ship are in the same boat
pun intended

when we run out of hand cream
we'll slay whales and use their blubber


D'oh!


no one can ever be satisfied ever
myself included

oh sorry this aint the addiction thread

rolling on the floor laughing

grin
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Missouri dating
mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
oh hi des!!

wave


dancing
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Missouri dating
mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 8:57 PM CST
gentlepaws wrote:
A Rose and a gentle kiss.


you are right of course

its simpler than so many realize...

sigh
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 9:11 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
oh hi des!!



Hi sweetie how are you hug
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Missouri dating
mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
im good hon
just rowin my little boat in a circle w/ one hand while
applying cream w/ the other

dropping jaw
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 9:16 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
im good hon
just rowin my little boat in a circle w/ one hand while
applying cream w/ the other



You paint such a beautiful picture devil grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 8, 2008, 9:17 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
im good hon
just rowin my little boat in a circle w/ one hand while
applying cream w/ the other



you have mail Missyprofessor
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