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I tried to include everyone...let me know if you feel left out!!

Alabama personals
soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 9:00 AM CST
Too funny! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dragonkeeperz
Port Huron, Michigan USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 9:37 AM CST
since you haven't offended me yet, I'll offend myself:


What is a blind person's favorite colors?

Corduroy and velcro

How did the blind guy burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron.

How did he burn the other side of his face?

They called back..

How does a blind man go crazy?

Trying to read a stucco wall.

How did the blind man pierce his ear?

Answering the stapler.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the heck out of the dog......


cheers


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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 9:56 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Well there wasn't anything about brunettes in there, so I feel left out!




what do you call a brunette? A blonde that lost the peroxide!!


Sorry...best I could come up with on short notice



Claayer... the boonies...are homes way out in the country, where low income people live. Down in The BoonDocks by Billy Joe Royal
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joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Claayer... the boonies...are homes way out in the country, where low income people live. Down in The BoonDocks by Billy Joe Royal


Oh Lord, now I'm low income rolling on the floor laughing moping
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 12:55 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Claayer... the boonies...are homes way out in the country, where low income people live. Down in The BoonDocks by Billy Joe Royal
Well now I am offended! I'll have you know there are some rich people who live out here in the boonies!

Of course I'm not one of them! laugh
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West Virginia singles
xoredheadxo
Richwood, West Virginia USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 1:41 PM CST
Good job Ship....I definitely don't feel left out!!!!!

You got me every which way......West Virginia, Yankees, and Rednecks!!!!!!


Love ya Ship!!!!!teddy bear

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
well.....that's what I know about the "boonies" Sorry, if I am mistakenhug
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
xoredheadxo wrote:
Good job Ship....I definitely don't feel left out!!!!!

You got me every which way......West Virginia, Yankees, and Rednecks!!!!!!Love ya Ship!!!!!



love ya....too!kiss
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Tennessee personals
The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:29 PM CST
Well crap! I feel left out! (You forgot to insult truckers!)

Being as how I'm such wonderful damn guy, though, I'll forgive you this time and try to help you out a little bit:

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead trucker in the road?























There are skid marks in front of the dog!



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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:35 PM CST
didn't want offend any truckers! You, I'm not afraid of....but these female truckers in here...scare the B-Jesus out of me!!rolling on the floor laughing
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fromdusktildawn
Nunya, Michigan USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
Hmmm, I just lost respect for whitey.............
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moonfoxinthesnow
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:42 PM CST
DogMaI wrote:
When did this become polite society


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