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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:37 AM CST
Poor animals that don't breastfeed!
Like chickens and turtles.

What other things make you feel sorry for animals?

Like a horse being so stupid.. it will run back into a burning barn.yay
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:41 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Poor animals that don't breastfeed!
Like chickens and turtles.

What other things make you feel sorry for animals?

Like a horse being so stupid.. it will run back into a burning barn.

I am so sorry that i have to wake up and come on CS and have to read the forums....uh oh! j/k..sticking out tongue How are you doing this Morningwave
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:45 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
I am so sorry that i have to wake up and come on CS and have to read the forums.... j/k.. How are you doing this Morning


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Exactly my point!
Good job reading between the lines!
Why ya think I havent posted in so long.

Good morning everyone.
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:48 AM CST
wave Good morning all. Anybody got any plans for the weekend?? My son is taking me out to dinner for Mom's day.
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:50 AM CST
Poor animals that don't have sex!! yikes

some only fertalize eggs and never get any real actioncrying
Hey wait............ thats sounds like me.rolling eyes
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:54 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Poor animals that don't have sex!! yikes

some only fertalize eggs and never get any real action
Hey wait............ thats sounds like me.


What about the poor male praying mantis and black widow..finally gets a bit and then she eats him......nutrition to ensure the species survives....mmm...could be something in this????
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Poor animals that don't breastfeed!
Like chickens and turtles.

What other things make you feel sorry for animals?

Like a horse being so stupid.. it will run back into a burning barn.



I feel sorry for those poor animals who forget what they say from one day to the next and also forget people read!!!!!!!!!!


rolling eyes wave hug grin
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:02 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Good morning all. Anybody got any plans for the weekend?? My son is taking me out to dinner for Mom's day.


Have a good day...I'll be finally in Montego and hopefully soaking up sun, snorkelling and having a fully blown massage followed by a cocktail watching the sunset...

Enjoy your dinner and the time with your son..Lass..hug
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:02 AM CST
Stupid cats.. that run across the road in front of a car.. THEN... turn around and run BACK! rolling eyes

(I hit a chicken once- It was like a pillow explosion).. giggle
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:02 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
Have a good day...I'll be finally in Montego and hopefully soaking up sun, snorkelling and having a fully blown massage followed by a cocktail watching the sunset...

Enjoy your dinner and the time with your son..Lass..


OooWeeeee applause applause applause
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Good morning all. Anybody got any plans for the weekend?? My son is taking me out to dinner for Mom's day.


FARK!!! mothers day uh oh!
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
OooWeeeee


Yes I am exhausted...hopefully sleep the entire flight although I am not good with longer trips...hope you all have a great mothers day and weekend...hug
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
What about the poor male praying mantis and black widow..finally gets a bit and then she eats him......nutrition to ensure the species survives....mmm...could be something in this????


That sounds like the humans!
Get a bit then get your head chewed offwink
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:08 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
That sounds like the humans!
Get a bit then get your head chewed off


Well I like breakfast in bed too but not my idea of dining in... I thought guys were all for having their heads chewed off???batting eyelashes
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:09 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I feel sorry for those poor animals who forget what they say from one day to the next and also forget people read!!!!!!!!!!


Animals talk???rolling on the floor laughing and read???

People always talk about bulls*^t.
Not fair... they dont refer to other animals s*%t as oftensticking out tongue confused dunno
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Stupid cats.. that run across the road in front of a car.. THEN... turn around and run BACK!

(I hit a chicken once- It was like a pillow explosion)..


rolling on the floor laughing
I can picture it!
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:12 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Animals talk??? and read???

People always talk about bulls*^t.
Not fair... they dont refer to other animals s*%t as often



Yeah you didn't know that.....and I know bulls get an unfair rap!!!!!!!!!!!!


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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:13 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
Well I like breakfast in bed too but not my idea of dining in... I thought guys were all for having their heads chewed off???


I'll be my head proper chewed off if I don't find something quick for the old woman. hole
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Stupid cats.. that run across the road in front of a car.. THEN... turn around and run BACK!

(I hit a chicken once- It was like a pillow explosion)..


Saw a cat recently, was crossing the road and was a car coming. dumb critter stopped in the mid of raod to groom himself and got hitD'oh!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I can picture it!


what still makes me laugh when I think of it.. was the look on the chickens face. haha

It flew/floated down off a wall.. RIGHT in front of my car.. (no chance to even put my foot ON the brake)

It landed square in the middle of my lights.. and stopped for a nano second..

and looked at me with an 'Ohhh Shhh.. WHAM.


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