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Feel so sorry for them!

Missouri singles
rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
Poor animals that dont have lips!
Never get a kisscrying
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:19 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Poor animals that dont have lips!
Never get a kiss


I kissed a fish on the lips recently.. I avoided the scary looking teeth tho laugh
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I kissed a fish on the lips recently.. I avoided the scary looking teeth tho


I hope it wasnt a french fish..yuk

why the hell would you kiss a fish?
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I hope it wasnt a french fish..yuk

why the hell would you kiss a fish?


NO.. I do not kiss my fish when I catch them!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I hope it wasnt a french fish..yuk

why the hell would you kiss a fish?


Luck apparently.. (fishing).. that or they were trying to make me do something nasty.. laugh

and no.. no tongues laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
NO.. I do not kiss my fish when I catch them!


haha yeah.. that was why.

It was cool and slippery. laugh

Tho I'd rather have eaten it devil
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I kissed a fish on the lips recently.. I avoided the scary looking teeth tho


I've kissed a few horny toads..and surprisingly they have not turned into princes...
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
Do woodpeckers need asprin?

looks like they would have a lot of headaches!
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
I feel so so Sorry for all of you who dont have a life and have to come in here to talk to us fools..j/k again..just had to say itrolling eyes sticking out tongue
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
Zarah wrote:
I've kissed a few horny toads..and surprisingly they have not turned into princes...


hahah!

Yeah I have kissed toads too.. JUST in case.. heart wings


laugh
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
I feel so so Sorry for all of you who dont have a life and have to come in here to talk to us fools..j/k again..just had to say it

kiss What.. did you get out of the wrong bed.. oops, wrong side of the bed this morning?LMAO
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
What.. did you get out of the .. oops, wrong side of the bed this morning?LMAO
laugh I didnt go to bedprofessor scold grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
I feel so so Sorry for all of you who dont have a life and have to come in here to talk to us fools..j/k again..just had to say it



Actually me too.....wave


Morning doll.....hug teddy bear hug yay bouquet of flowers
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
I feel sorry for Hedgehogs with all those spikes when it comes to mating season.. shock
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:33 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I feel sorry for Hedgehogs with all those spikes when it comes to mating season..


Dont know if this is a good or bad one.
Break a worm in half and it heals and becomes 2 worms
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Dont know if this is a good or bad one.
Break a worm in half and it heals and becomes 2 worms


haha yeah.. that's pretty clever isn't it.

(I cut them in half with my fingernails to put them on my hook lol)
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:37 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Actually me too..... Morning doll.....
Morning hun...How are youteddy bear hug
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
haha yeah.. that's pretty clever isn't it.

(I cut them in half with my fingernails to put them on my hook lol)


How do kangaroos mate? hop hop hop
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
Morning hun...How are you



Good thanx...Hows you?????...Tell your husband to be I said hi and I miss him!!!!!!!!!!!




wink hug teddy bear hug kiss
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 9, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
How do kangaroos mate? hop hop hop


hahaha.. I bet they quite like that actually.. laugh


devil
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