Posted: May 9, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
Hey thanks for the advice yesterday, since last nights escape from the Indian Chicken farm, I've managed to hook up with this nice chick, her last boyfriend ruffled her feathers so she called him a cock head, and told him to go and get laid somewhere else. Being a chicken can be so brutal.
Met an indian waiter who said I'd look good in an indian currey (some sort of clothing I think, not sure, never heard of it) which I took as a compliment.
I heard through the grape vine that the battery hens were low on energy and needed to be recharged to plan their escape. I need the CS community help again and working out a plan to save the battery hens.