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Golf Genie

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Golf Genie

Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:25 PM CST


A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,
lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said,
"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any
windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shacked it right through the window of the
biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a
thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to
grant three wishes-I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last
one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for
the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with
a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing!"
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:27 PM CST
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Hey Des, it's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!yay
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:29 PM CST
Awesome Des!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:30 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Hey Des, it's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!



Hi Barry yes it friday let the drinking begin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



yay yay yay
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Awesome Des!!



Hi Mbcasey how are you doing cheers
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hi Barry yes it friday let the drinking begin


Already got a 2-liter beside me. Think that'll be enough? rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:33 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Already got a 2-liter beside me. Think that'll be enough?




We know what happen when you drink more than a 2-liter


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StressFree
SF Bay Area/Las Vegas, California USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:34 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing Clever genie...
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:35 PM CST
I have a bottle of Jager in the freezer and a case of beer do you think that will help me



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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hi Mbcasey how are you doing


Hey Des..hanging in there thanks

Sounds like you are all set with the Jager and beer!!here's to you
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:39 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Hey Des..hanging in there thanks

Sounds like you are all set with the Jager and beer!!



Bleh, that Jager tastes like Nyquil. Still have some in the freezer though. laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:41 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Bleh, that Jager tastes like Nyquil. Still have some in the freezer though.



I am on my way Dana don't get scared when I knock on your door

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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am on my way Dana don't get scared when I knock on your door



Just come on in Sweetie!

I have to tell you this... Em and I were shopping the other day and she said to me.. Hey Mom, look I found Des a purple teddy!! laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Just come on in Sweetie!

I have to tell you this... Em and I were shopping the other day and she said to me.. Hey Mom, look I found Des a purple teddy!!



That is so cool rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Just come on in Sweetie!

I have to tell you this... Em and I were shopping the other day and she said to me.. Hey Mom, look I found Des a purple teddy!!


Dana, what about my trip to get my slurpy on? Forgotten..... crying
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dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 9, 2008, 10:46 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Dana, what about my trip to get my slurpy on? Forgotten.....



Sorry, Barry. Got sidetracked, then I had to go back and look. I couldn't remember what the whole slurpy thing was! Well, sorry, hun. Guess you'd better skip that trip to TN. dunno
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