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The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................

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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 10, 2008, 4:09 AM CST
desmond wrote:
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."Tarzan
not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the
ground. "Here" she said,
"you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right
in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed:
"What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

That's a great onethumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:02 AM CST
I have a 2-liter bottle of pepsi for Barry


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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:03 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I have a 2-liter bottle of pepsi for Barry


Yea. Um Pepsi. rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana danceline party
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:08 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Yea. Um Pepsi.



Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yay yay yay


how are you my friend dancing dancing dancing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:08 AM CST
desmond wrote:
Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how are you my friend


Okayish, fight with Karen. Women. dunno
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:09 AM CST
But hey, what the hell. dancing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:11 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
But hey, what the hell.



Barry when you show up all the beautiful lady follow you in here


yay yay yay yay yay
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:12 AM CST
desmond wrote:
Barry when you show up all the beautiful lady follow you in here


Nah, it's all you man! How are you doing this fine morning Des?cheers
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:16 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Nah, it's all you man! How are you doing this fine morning Des?



I am doing good how are you wish a sexy lady would walk in now

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:17 AM CST
I'm thinking it's might be too late or too early or too...something.

Sun almost dropped a dresser on her head today while moving.
More tomorrow. Blondes. rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:18 AM CST
She's okay thought, didn't hit her. Wouldn't laugh otherwise.
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:19 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
I'm thinking it's might be too late or too early or too...something.

Sun almost dropped a dresser on her head today while moving.
More tomorrow. Blondes.



yes she said she was moving hope it went well

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:21 AM CST
desmond wrote:
yes she said she was moving hope it went well


Yes. She had some help. What the heck r we doing up so late/early?

What'd u do tonight?
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:24 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Yes. She had some help. What the heck r we doing up so late/early?

What'd u do tonight?



I have no idea i was playing free poker on line had some beers and jager and can't s;eep so I thought some sexy ladies will come and play iwth us devil devil devil
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:27 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I have no idea i was playing free poker on line had some beers and jager and can't s;eep so I thought some sexy ladies will come and play iwth us


Think they might show up about 9 AM when we're gone. rolling on the floor laughing
It's okay, got any jokes before you leave me all alone. crying
p.s. wanna dance? rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:29 AM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Think they might show up about 9 AM when we're gone.
It's okay, got any jokes before you leave me all alone.
p.s. wanna dance?


I get you some jokes but if you want to dance you got to but me a drink

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:30 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I get you some jokes but if you want to dance you got to but me a drink


Des, once again. You are such a great friend. You make me laugh no matter what. rolling on the floor laughing

cheers Here's your drink. wink
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:34 AM CST
My Husband Likes To Watch

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very pleased that there was another man to help work.
So they started on building a watchtower. The stranger and wife wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach. So he tried to think of a plan. SO then the stranger offered to watch first from the watchtower. While the husband and wife worked, the stranger yelled, ''Hey! No fucking! Get back to work!''

At this, the couple yelled back, ''We're not fucking!''

A little while later the man again yelled out to them. And again the couple denied it. This happened several times during his shift up in the watchtower, and when his turn was over, the husband took over. With that, the stranger made love to the wife on the beach. The husband, watching, exclaimed, ''Wow, it really does look like they're fucking from up here!'''

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:36 AM CST
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 28, 2008, 2:35 AM CST
dunno where's the bartender whne you need one

maybe it is open bar night
free drinks for everyone cheers
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