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Dear Ann Landers,
My husband had cheated on me many times, afterwards He always say's " I love you so much, you mean the world to me and it will never happen again"
recently I caught him in bed with my best friend and again he said " I love you so much, you mean the world to me and it will never happen again"
Should I believe him and trust him not to cheat again?



What are some memorable A.L. letters you have seen?

From the memorable John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed, Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Signed, Dear Abby

HHMMMMM! I'll have to make up one.



dear Ann lander.

I caught my wife cheating again. This time she was with a midget. I reminded her she had promise not to cheat on me again. This time she said she was trying to taper off. Should I believe her.

Signed,
Short wiener

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed, Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Signed, Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed, Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker,

You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Signed, Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married,
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Signed, Dear Abby

This was a real letter.

Dear Ann landers, I am 72 years old and my husband frank is 74, We have not had intimate relations in many years,
recently Frank started taking Viagra, now he wants to play around many times per day and usually last for 2-3 hours, at my age this is painful and just too much for me to handle.
How can I get him to stop or at least slow down?

My answer would be.. if it is too much for her to handle.. get him a subscription to Hustler and put a lock on the bathroom door!

Ohhh my...... way too funny!!!

My answer....Yeah sure trust him...I'm sure that will be easy to do since the lobotomy!!!!!!!!

yES shelley i agree..he did promise he wouldnt do it again

Well yes and we all know they mean what they say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you know we know what they mean and then what they do is totally the same

Yes...as an expert on mantalk....I know only too well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well i know its just not men its ladies too...its ashame some cant just be straight out with it..and be totally honest good/bad...

Of course it is women too...SOME not all...men included...BUT I guess honesty is just too easy in some cases!!!!!!!!!!!

This one I made up

Dear Ann Landers
I don't know what to do anymore.I am out of my wits.I have seen the doctors and they seem to be at odds with my problem.
My feet keep growing and my big toes are 4 inches longer than the rest of my toes ?
You are my last hope,please help me.

Ann Landers answer
Don't despair my dear.! Your problem is quite common.From now on park your shoes in the garage and don't worryabout it.

I did not make this up!
I just made it short and to the point.

was a letter from a college girl'

Dear Ann,
I love to give my BF oral sex but it always smells awful!
What can be the cause?

reply: tell him to wash it if he wants oral.