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How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is the ultimate manual for modern manhood, a must-have for hapless husbands, husbands-to-be and the women who tolerate them.

Check out these excerpts from the book:

How to Appear Calm While She's Driving
How to Leave the Toilet Seat Down
How to Stay Awake After Sex
Take a look at the complete Table of Contents.

How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt includes countless tips and tricks for keeping him sane and keeping her happy.

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How to Feel Manly in a Minivan takes you from conception through your child's first birthday. Starting from the very beginning, we'll cover such essential topics as:
How to Abandon Your Entire Existence
How to Have Sex For Procreation
Moving on to pregnancy:
How to Be Useless
How to Help Her Get Off the Sauce
How to Win the Name Game
When the big day finally comes, you'll learn:
How to Remain Conscious During Delivery
How to Relieve Post Pater Depression
And as you begin your new life, you'll need to know:
How to See Your Wife as a MILF
How to Get That #%&%$ Song Out of Your Head
Plus, How to Feel Manly in a Minivan includes dozens of other fatherhood survival strategies.

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men have no sense of humor

Women just don't get it

Who stays awake after SEX????

GOOD SEX...................Im saying?............

it's just a joke--maybe just for a few minutes, for some loving after sex talk--?

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this has just reminded me I need to buy an ironing board today!!!

After good sex........all gibberish....well for me?
Usually say not a lot ?
Whats left to say ??

Yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy oooooooooooo...Bob marley??

UUrrrmm - i gues this post implies you just had good sex and now your brains have liquidised?

X actly............................Yeah right lets talk ironung garbage and do you love me ???????????????All bollox................It is what it was..................................either awsum ...........or if not mabe a diss........later ...not after...///

Portiea, I love it!! I think I'll have to find a copy of that! I love the minivan thing - I have one. It's a very handy vehicle for hauling a carload of kids or dogs or both!

Excellent, Kid!!!

not me very often..

Yeah right! whatcha gonna do......play checkers?

cutypie wrote: Who stays awake after SEX????




It's for the assessment process. I use a five page document. If you pass you pass, if you don't, you ('you' meaning the man) try again. Where have you been?