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Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 11:44 PM CST


A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey it look like yours.

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Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 11:46 PM CST
HAHAHA rolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 10, 2008, 11:46 PM CST
barfing rolling on the floor laughing
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