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Ethical Dilemma

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Ethical Dilemma

Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:04 AM CST

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.

Think before you continue reading This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However , you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think outside of the Box."

HOWEVER..

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

Damn, I just love happy endings!


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New York singles
mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing right to the end I'm thinking this is real.
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
mastic55 wrote:
right to the end I'm thinking this is real.



Mastic She will not pay for gass so I have to drink with my friend

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Florida personals
Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
LOL like your choice better grin
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New York singles
Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:59 AM CST
Oh man...

Cool

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Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing I thought you were going to be serious there for a second.
laugh
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