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Tennessee doesn't see that many hang gliders, so when BillyBob saved up and bought himself one, he didn't really know where to go to get instruction.

He just took it to the top of the highest clear hill around, took off running, and, when he reached the edge, up into the wind he went!

Down below, Ma and Paw were sitting on their front porch, swinging and talking about the good ol' days when suddenly Ma shouted, "Paw! Lookee thar! Ain't that the biggest bird ya ever seen?"

Paw agreed, reached into the living room, grabbed his shotgun, took careful aim, and "BANG! BANG!"

The monster bird continued sailing silently overhead. "I think ya missed him, Paw," said Ma.

"Yeah, mebbe so," he grunted, "but at least he let go of BillyBob!"

Good one! No doubt Maw and Paw voted for Gore, right?

Oh God! You said so much with that one little sentence!

Thanks, Bob!

Remember one thing Don. On CS I'm known as:













Mr. Sensitivity

Duly noted and remembered!

well well well... You learn something new everyday..

I always thought it was HAND gliding..

hang gliding makes much more sense..

LMAO @ the joke too

hahaha