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This is a stick up , give it up now!! I am a homicidal, suicidal, sex deprived depressed woman, Now give it up!! Then you can leave!!!

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but Shippy, that still doesnt answer my question - hahaha, do I really want an answer? please make it semi clean

sex is what you do when you are by yourself and and you are watching CNN. As you see the Republicans, losing ground, you start breathing hard a feel atinglinf in places you never felt before. Voila!..it's sex!!

When I was in the reform school as a kid, the guard came by as I was masturbating. He told me to stop and save it till I was older! Now I have this 10 gallon drum, full, and don't know what to do with it!!

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: Funny I think I've heard that line before.......

OOhh Yeh.........and then I woke up.

Wow u guys are so funny, I have to say im gonna share this with my friend today, she will get a kick out of it. Hmm which is why I am thinking about becoming a sex researcher now. Well wait if i go into porn then I get more money. Hmm choices.

Wow u guys are so funny, I have to say im gonna share this with my friend today, she will get a kick out of it. Hmm which is why I am thinking about becoming a sex researcher now. Well wait if i go into porn then I get more money. Hmm choices.

Instead of a sex researcher , which would require college courses, just sign up to be a guinnea pig for sex research

Don't forget all those in any of the 'sex-industries' which also include the assembly line workers,(mostly women) that work in the paces that turn out all the sex toys...dildos, blow-up dolls, etc. And don't forget the 'quality control' positions...just HOW do they 'test' all those products for quality...the people who write the music scores and play them for all the porn movies...etc. etc.
I've met a few in virtually all and it's a riot to hear their stories...and oh yes, they are paid well, even the old grandmothers that make up the bulk of the 'girls' on the sex-phone lines...and the few old guys when a woman calls and wants to speak with a man...%D

All those suicidal people may go around sticking up strange men for their sperm after that, to keep their happy high.

Maybe should have said Robbed of or something.

Wow u guys are so funny, I have to say im gonna share this with my friend today, she will get a kick out of it. Hmm which is why I am thinking about becoming a sex researcher now. Well wait if i go into porn then I get more money. Hmm choices.

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The medical journal Archives of Sexual Behavior has published some rather remarkable findings from researchers at New York University which seems to indicate that a man's sperm contains anti-depressant chemicals and hormones that make women happier.
The study logged the sexual activities of 300 women and found that women who had sex without a condom were happier than women who had sex with condoms or women who didn't have sex...
The study also found that women who have unprotected sex were less likely to commit suicide, but became increasingly depressed the longer they went without sex.
Aside from all the cheesy and 'fishy' new pick-up lines that one can imagine from this being used by males in a singles bar, men may actually carry the article or even copies of the study on them, ready to show any prospective date or pic-up the justification for immediate or sooner-the-better excuse for sex, before, during and after a date...ROFL! %D Talk about a 'come-on'....... %D
Send for your copy of this latest study today!

They should add it has twice the effect if swallowed. ....I could say things like that, it's not like I'm getting a date here anyway..

Excellent!!!