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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 12:28 PM CST
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever afterapplause applause applause
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after




Best fairy tale I have heard yet!!!!!!!!!!!!





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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:17 PM CST
She was a dikerolling on the floor laughing but that's another storysticking out tongue teddy bear
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bren1
Bucks, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


The Even Shorter Fairytale

A prince asked a maiden to marry him, she said no

He lived happily ever after
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
bren1 wrote:
The Even Shorter Fairytale

A prince asked a maiden to marry him, she said no

He lived happily ever after


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:34 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
She was a dike but that's another story


Hardly surprising if all she ever met were offensive, narrow minded, abrasive gits ... would explain both the first story and yours!!!!
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:52 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


Excellent tale.What happened to the prince ? Did he turn gay or became a drunk.Will you tell us ?
laugh laugh laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
bren1 wrote:
The Even Shorter Fairytale

A prince asked a maiden to marry him, she said no

He lived happily ever after



*gives Bren a bitchslap*


Hows that for living happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!


sticking out tongue rolling eyes rolling on the floor laughing
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bren1
Bucks, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:57 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
*gives Bren a bitchslap*Hows that for living happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!


Thats the last time I try and get a glass slipper on your foot sticking out tongue
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:00 PM CST



A fairy went into a biker bar. THE END!
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
bren1 wrote:
Thats the last time I try and get a glass slipper on your foot



You didn't get the hint the first time I guess after I jumped on it and broke it into a thousand pieces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




rolling eyes sticking out tongue uh oh! laugh
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trish123
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:05 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
Once upon a time
a prince aked a maiden to marry him, she said NO

she lived by herself

not having to cook, clean or iron

she had thirty pairs of shoes

and would go out to drink wine with her girly friends and party all night

She never put weight on

And lived happily ever after


Please dont get 'tooooo' much into your essay Di - you do have to come out the other side of all this syudy stuffrolling on the floor laughing
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Maizy
Oneonta, New York USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 4:10 PM CST
The Fairy Tale was cute but you people are hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Shad0cat
Kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
Yeah, but it's missing a pink poney with curly hair and long eye lashes.
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 11, 2008, 11:22 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
A fairy went into a biker bar. THE END!
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Usedname
Honolulu, Hawaii USA
Posted: May 11, 2008, 11:27 PM CST


I have a shorter Fairy tale. "The End"
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