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Things Mom Would Never Say


"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve

yeah right

My mother said that many times except it wasn't "Timmy"

The stray dog one brings back a few memories..I think I brought home every stray on the neighbourhood and tried to talk my mother into letting me keep them all!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT is a good list and a good chuckle





whats the difference between boogers and spinach?
ya cant get kids to eat spinach

have you put clean under pants on just in case you get knocked over

I love the boogers and spinach one also Mindful.