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Are You 13 or 14 ?

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mindfful
houston MO, london UK, Missouri USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 9:44 AM CST

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting "...13....13....13..."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Then some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "...14...14...14!!"


so im guessing i'll be off the radar for awhile guys

help



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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 9:47 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting "...13....13....13..."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Then some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "...14...14...14!!"


so im guessing i'll be off the radar for awhile guys
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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valleygirl
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 12, 2008, 9:48 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing that one is hilariousrolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 9:51 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting "...13....13....13..."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Then some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "...14...14...14!!"


so im guessing i'll be off the radar for awhile guys


Im Gumby.... guess we can call you pokey!2 thumbs up
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Im Gumby.... guess we can call you pokey!




wink cyclopsdrinking
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mindfful
houston MO, london UK, Missouri USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 10:13 AM CST
RG youre really struck w/ the spring fever i think...

isnt that the funniest joke?

my best friend who lives in glasgow sends me jokes

she is kerAZZY

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting "...13....13....13..."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Then some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "...14...14...14!!"


so im guessing i'll be off the radar for awhile guys




That's my kind of humor!! Fantasticorolling on the floor laughing
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 10:31 AM CST
Hope you feel better...hug
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, England UK
Posted: May 12, 2008, 11:18 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
That's my kind of humor!! Fantastico


WOWwow! great pic SHip!!teddy bear


E- loved the joke sweetie and thanks for the flower too!sad flower
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mindfful
houston MO, london UK, Missouri USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 11:21 AM CST
i KNOW
ships lookin hot lately
i mentioned it twice yesterday
no response

sigh

ah well-waitin on the next 'bus'
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yeah i think i can see you ltlmstrouble behind the fence shoutin
37 37 37

and whoever that is is late arriving-
facility will be at capacity soon
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, England UK
Posted: May 12, 2008, 11:31 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
i KNOW
ships lookin hot lately
i mentioned it twice yesterday
no response



ah well-waitin on the next 'bus'


yeah i think i can see you ltlmstrouble behind the fence shoutin
37 37 37

and whoever that is is late arriving-
facility will be at capacity soon


He ignored me too, guess he is too hot for us now!

devil That is who is waiting behind the fence to poke your eyes E...

lolbouquet of flowers
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 11:32 AM CST
Thank-you ladies for your comments on my picture. It was just taken yeasterday!teddy bear
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: May 12, 2008, 12:42 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
That's my kind of humor!! Fantastico


Oooooo.... Ship speaks Italian!!! Coooo.... smitten
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Oooooo.... Ship speaks Italian!!! Coooo....



Part of my new image.......gratzi!!
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: May 12, 2008, 1:05 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Part of my new image.......gratzi!!

smitten Io sono entusiasmato, mi amico!! Piace un uomo che puo parlare Italiano, puo cucinare anche Italiano? Quale e il Suo cibo favorito? Il mio prefersico e Risotto Marinara. E stato ad Italia, si?
heart wings
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Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: May 12, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill. I started crying when I thought of you.



Run my friend, RUN!!!!

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joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 2:17 PM CST
Friksmal wrote:
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill. I started crying when I thought of you.



Run my friend, RUN!!!!


Really...

Which government?

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fader59
Port Colborne, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 12, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing cool Nice one!
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arja_ma
Jurmala, Riga Latvia
Posted: May 12, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 12, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
Reminds me of the Benny Hill Show...Benny was in a skit where he was in a bar saying "21 today, 21 today, 21 today...."

A woman came over and said "well in that case I will buy you a beer to celebrate"

After he receives the beer, Benny says, "22 today, 22 today, 22 today..."
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