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The Ultimate Female Joke

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The Ultimate Female Joke

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Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 5:46 PM CST
It has long been contended that there are male jokes, there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. This one is truly a female joke. Hope you enjoy it, ladies!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as men will). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:





"Clean my house."

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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 13, 2008, 5:47 PM CST
lol

money very well spent

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
vonney wrote:
lol

money very well spent

Yup!! thumbs up
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: May 13, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

definately not a blond!!!
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 14, 2008, 11:01 AM CST
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:12 PM CST
Jackson wrote:
It has long been contended that there are male jokes, there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. This one is truly a female joke. Hope you enjoy it, ladies!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as men will). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:"Clean my house."


Hahahathumbs up Got to love practical women!dancing banana
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:14 PM CST
tinymac wrote:
definately not a blond!!!

Excuse moi? professor

Are you trying to get into blonde jokes?sticking out tongue
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Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:17 PM CST
Smart Lady best $20 she ever spent.
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:07 PM CST
Hmmm... Guess I know what I'll be doing this weekend! rolling on the floor laughing lips
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sweetowen
Hershey, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
Heard that one before, but it was a young, very handsome man & they were on a plane. Still GOOOOOD!! rolling on the floor laughing
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beattheman
delhi India
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:37 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Hahaha Got to love practical women!

h ha ha i tooo
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beattheman
delhi India
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:37 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Excuse moi?

Are you trying to get into blonde jokes?

ur tongue is very hot.....
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sweetowen
Hershey, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:40 PM CST
tinymac wrote:
definately not a blond!!!


That wasn't very nice..... professor
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kkitty
Minnesota, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
sweetowen wrote:
That wasn't very nice.....


hey do you want to know why there are so many blond jokes so that the brunets and red heads have something to do on Friday and Saturday nightslaugh blushing laugh
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sweetowen
Hershey, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:58 PM CST
kkitty wrote:
hey do you want to know why there are so many blond jokes so that the brunets and red heads have something to do on Friday and Saturday nights


Yep! That's what I always tell my friends when they think they're being funny! peace
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