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A Small Test

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A Small Test

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a politician!"

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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 8:57 PM CST
Hello Desmond!!!!!wave

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 8:59 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Hello Desmond!!!!!



how are you doing always a pleasure seeing you here hug hug teddy bear
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daddyslilangel
greensboro, Maryland USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:02 PM CST
desmond wrote:
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a politician!"



the world dont need any more politicians. lol.
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:15 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 13, 2008, 9:25 PM CST
daddyslilangel wrote:
the world dont need any more politicians. lol.
Amen sistah!
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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 14, 2008, 10:59 AM CST
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metalartist989
Midland, Michigan USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:21 AM CST
what it needs is more English teachers...

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