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A black man goes into a car dealership......

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A black man goes into a car dealership......

Posted: May 14, 2008, 3:57 AM CST
and asks if he may test drive a car.

The saleman tells him that they would be glad to have him test one of their cars.

Then they saleman asked which car he would like to drive.

The black man said he would like to drive the titty colored car out front.

The salesman take him out to drive a beatiful pink Cadillac.

The blackman looks at the salesman with a confused look and says,

"I meant the BROWN Mercury."

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Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:08 AM CST
A woman gets a taxi to catch a train. The driver drives quickly and all of a sudden the taxi stops. The driver jumps out and works and works on the car. the lady notices a screwdriver on the floor of the taxi. She gets it and goes aroung to the front of the car and asked the driver, "Do you want a screwdriver." He replied, We might as well lady...you done missed your train."

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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:10 AM CST
laugh laugh
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Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:10 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
and asks if he may test drive a car.

The saleman tells him that they would be glad to have him test one of their cars.

Then they saleman asked which car he would like to drive.

The black man said he would like to drive the titty colored car out front.

The salesman take him out to drive a beatiful pink Cadillac.

The blackman looks at the salesman with a confused look and says,

"I meant the BROWN Mercury."




You can laugh..it ain't racist...its all about titty difference!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PeachesandRay
Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:38 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
You can laugh..it ain't racist...its all about titty difference!


Your Adorable Sense of Humor at it again, heh?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


I didn't think it was racist, just cute as everhead banger

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 5:19 AM CST


Why do I feel a poll coming on? What's your favorite color nipple? grin
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bobmurphy6185
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 9:28 AM CST
Nipples are like flowers, while some people may have a favorite, they are all beautiful.
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