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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f**k me!! A talking pig!'



The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

good one

fu..ing A. Smart little bugger.

Three little pigs in a Coupe DeVille
Looking for a wolf to kill
They're jacked up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends






It was cool when Ice Cube did it back in the day

nice

Reminds me about the one where a female lecturer tells her class that the test on the subject she is teaching is tomorrow and she will take no excuse for not turning up however bad it is!!

A smart ass guy at the back shouts out "and what if I said I couldnt make it because I had hard sex all night?"

Giggles and laughter all round (of course)

The lecturer looks at him blandly and says "Well Stuart, I guess you will have to write with your other hand!"


True story!!

WOW... That must have been some smartass teacher!!!