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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the darkened cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she wiped herself with the ribbon.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day the one woman's husband was concerned that his
normallysweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst...
my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a
card stuck to her ass that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."

Oh shit that was bad and

Eemmmmmm..Never thought of hanging out there

Didn't expect that one
Great joke!

Very good

Its a bit like this one!

A women stays out all night and comes home to her man the following day.

He asks her where she was and she says - I stayed with my best friend.

He calls 10 of her best friends and they all say - she was not with me!

So, the guy stays out all night the following weekend and the women asks him where he was - he says, I was with my best friend!
So, she calls 10 of his best friends:

8 said he was with them and 2 said he was still there!!

So people, who has the best idea of loyalty?

So the moral of the story would be we need lots of best friends, LOL

yes we do !

I have a cup which says "we have to be friends, you know to many of my secrets"

At least, in the women's case, there is always the chance of the 11th best friend!