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The Bathtub Test

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The Bathtub Test

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 14, 2008, 6:38 PM CST

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, said the visitor.

A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a bed near the window?


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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 14, 2008, 6:39 PM CST
desmond wrote:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, said the visitor.

A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a bed near the window?



Yes Please.....rolling on the floor laughing
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, England UK
Posted: May 14, 2008, 6:40 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that has realy made me giggle
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 14, 2008, 6:41 PM CST
Ouch, I didn't realise it was a test!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling eyes
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 15, 2008, 6:13 AM CST
Good one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Newbeginingz
Capetown, Cape Town South Africa
Posted: May 15, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
desmond wrote:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, said the visitor.

A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a bed near the window?



Would that happen with inspection?
i,d then love to sit in a corner or at least a window with a view and watch --------->Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub

popcorn popcorn
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Maizy
Oneonta, New York USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
Cute! laugh laugh
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