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Moaning Wife

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 15, 2008, 1:58 PM CST
A man asks hiswife why she never moans when they're making love.

"I didn't realise that you wanted me to," she says.

"Yeah," he replies. "It'd be quite a turn-on if you did," "OK," she says, "I'll try."

A few days later, they're making love and the wife remembers her promise to her husband. Just as she's about to orgasm, she yells out, "When are you going to fix that fence? The garage needs painting and you really need to get a haircut!"
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 15, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
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Scooterman46
Malta/UK., Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 15, 2008, 2:29 PM CST
I'll marry her after her divorce.

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
Scooterman46 wrote:
I'll marry her after her divorce.




Did my ex give you permission to use her story???sticking out tongue
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 15, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
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