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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
THE SNEEZE

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,
'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
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JuleeBeth
Sun Prairie, Wisconsin USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
THE SNEEZE

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,
'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's it!!! I'll try it.... black pepper! grin
Thanks, Ship.... thumbs up
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
That's it!!! I'll try it.... black pepper!
Thanks, Ship....




Anytime I can be of service!!!devil
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
THE SNEEZE

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,
'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'
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tinymac
hilversum, Flevoland Netherlands
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
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women have all the luck!!
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:41 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Anytime I can be of service!!!


Oh God, Ship..... you were, you are, you did, you can.... whatever!! Sorry... gotta go, run out of black pepper.... BUGGER!!!
D'oh!
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 5:42 PM CST
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<--nickname is black pepper!!!grin
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 15, 2008, 6:13 PM CST
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