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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

is there any way for me to subscribe to your threads on this site? you're a funny fucker..love your jokes

HEY HEY IM ITALIAN I DONT KNOW IF I LIEK THIS JOKE LOL

AND WHAT COUNTRY DOES THAT WOMEN LIVE IN WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT OUR SEX LIVES IN PUBLC

Hey man......ease off the ITALIANS.

Youm are too cute and I never expected anything lest form a newyorker I lived in queens for more than 20 years got to love you

Des, where do you find them? My stomach hurts already

Hi X always a pleasure to see you I guess I have to much time on my hands

NOWWWW YOUR TALKING ABOUT NEW YORKS MAN DONT MAKE ME GET UNCLE VITO AFTER YOU LOLOLOLOL

WHERE IN QUEENS DID YOU LIVE
??

BEFORE ANYONE GETS ON MY SPELLING. I ADMIT I AM A HORRIBLE SPELLER AND THINK FASTER THAN I TYPE

I'm sure you must be a wonderful cook.

DO YOU KNOW AN ITALIAN NEW YORKER WHO CANT

I lived in bayside and Queens village and if you send vito send some pasta please

Tell me,do you put garlic in your tomato pizza?

Can anyone say .....ROAD TRIP what are you cooking

Can we say OLIVE GARDEN LOL

don't you just hate that?

I once dated an ITALIAN WOMAN,and all we argued about was who made a better tomato sauce.


Her........or her mom?


The fights were endless.

LO but Iknow you cook better than that but what the hell Olive Garden it is