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Two Italian Stallions

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Two Italian Stallions

Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
don't you just hate that?



It is all good as long as I can see you laughing that means I did a good job grin grin
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saffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
desmond wrote:
LO but Iknow you cook better than that but what the hell Olive Garden it is


Hey....... its all you can eat bread and saladyay
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:08 AM CST
saffire977 wrote:
Hey....... its all you can eat bread and salad



I love all you can eat devil mumbling mumbling I better stop while I am ahead

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:10 AM CST
desmond wrote:
It is all good as long as I can see you laughing that means I did a good job

no complains so farlips teddy bear
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saffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:19 AM CST
desmond wrote:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."



Guys today is my first day on this site and i have to say it was defit a great experience.

So Des thank you for the laughs and the quick comeback but my bed is calling me soooo Good night and hopefully we can pick this up tomorrow

dont be surprised when you find a horses head in your bed tonight
heart beating
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Tennessee personals
dcj22
Manchester, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 5:45 AM CST
FunGuy2579 wrote:
is there any way for me to subscribe to your threads on this site? you're a funny fucker..love your jokes




You've got it right there, Funguy! Desmond is always a blast to be around and always has great jokes. He's one of the good guys around here!!
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