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Was Hillary Really Sniped??????

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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 16, 2008, 12:25 AM CST
Since Hillary doesn't seem to have all that great of a memory about the events in Bosnia...Our investigative team decided to look further into her allegations of being "sniped" during her 1996 visit...Here is what we uncovered:


This suspicious looking bush seemed to be following her everywhere during her trip....




Evidence points to the sniper attending this training school at some point....





HMMMMMMMMMM...Could this be him in disguise??????





We found this sniper rifle hidden in the bushes with Hillary's name on it.....





Evidence now points to Dick Cheney...perhaps another Washinton cover-up!!!!!!!!!!!!





OOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS....How'd that one get in there!!!!!!!! lol





Hill....Was the attack before or after you decided to slam a few of those back??????





The new medication her doctor has prescribed!!!!!!!!!!





Outta the mouths of babes....Even the kids don't buy it!!!!!!!!!!







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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 12:27 AM CST
OMG that was to funny that HUGS rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 12:28 AM CST
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:12 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Fantastic.. LIAGRA...
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:23 AM CST
That baby looks just like Chelsie (sp)

But I don't think Bill is the daddy!crying
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:30 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
That baby looks just like Chelsie (sp)

But I don't think Bill is the daddy!



Maybe she was an alien baby....wink D'oh! laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 16, 2008, 7:51 AM CST
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Scooterman46
Malta/UK., Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
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Aseeker
Seattle USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
Hmmmm, has anyone else noticed that both of the Democratic options do little but defend themselves from getting busted in all the lies they tell?
By now, that seems to be the predominant issue with both of them.
Nope, I don't belong to any party, so not promoting Republicans with this remark, just noting a trend.
LOL Maybe I should go hunting for McCain lies or something. But, would that be the same as the other two with their foot in mouth disease? I mean actually having to LOOK hard for them and all.
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: May 16, 2008, 10:22 AM CST
Perhaps they all should go on a hunting trip as with Chaney and with lots of beer, guns and Liagra...
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:04 AM CST
I move for the Appointment of another ""WARREN" Commission to get to the bottom of this.
Need to ask the Snipers, if they were the "SOLE GUNMEN"D'oh! dropping jaw confused
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:05 AM CST
solitare wrote:
Perhaps they all should go on a hunting trip as with Chaney and with lots of beer, guns and Liagra...
Circular Firing Squad?grin cool
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Hot_Single_Dude
Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:16 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Since Hillary doesn't seem to have all that great of a memory about the events in Bosnia...Our investigative team decided to look further into her allegations of being "sniped" during her 1996 visit...Here is what we uncovered: This suspicious looking bush seemed to be following her everywhere during her trip....

Evidence points to the sniper attending this training school at some point.... HMMMMMMMMMM...Could this be him in disguise?????? We found this sniper rifle hidden in the bushes with Hillary's name on it..... Evidence now points to Dick Cheney...perhaps another Washinton cover-up!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS....How'd that one get in there!!!!!!!! lol Hill....Was the attack before or after you decided to slam a few of those back?????? The new medication her doctor has prescribed!!!!!!!!!! Outta the mouths of babes....Even the kids don't buy it!!!!!!!!!!
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moonfoxinthesnow
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 12:38 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Maybe she was an alien baby....



HEY! Don't insult the aliens like that!!!! that alien baby didn't look happy to be with her either!


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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: May 16, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Circular Firing Squad?



But of course....and one 'magic' bullet to get 'em all! %D
On second, third thought, give them all Mac 11's...
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 17, 2008, 6:01 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
I move for the Appointment of another ""WARREN" Commission to get to the bottom of this.
Need to ask the Snipers, if they were the "SOLE GUNMEN"



Well there was a commission apointred similar to the Warren Commission only it was made up of kids and after seeing all this evidence....they came to the conclusion that Hill was full of sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Aseeker
Seattle USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
Be patient people, if Obama gets elected there will be some real bullets flying.
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: May 18, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
Aseeker wrote:
Be patient people, if Obama gets elected there will be some real bullets flying.


In that case I would strongly urge all parties to use my designer made Preparation H Suppository Bullets, now available in 'speed loads' made for those days when you have to deal with one inflamed asshole after another. The Suppository gun comes in several designs. It is an EX-LAX release from my Preparation H Productions Studio which mainly produces remake films that are a pain in the ass to watch starring famous politicians. Bush will be in the remake of Gun Fight at the OK corral, re-titled 'Gun Fight at the Baghdad Corral', Condom will play in High Moon; other titles are also in the works...%D
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
Since we're discussing Hillary I had to pull this back up!!!!!!!!





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Hot_Single_Dude
Kobenhavn, Kobenhavn Denmark
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 3:28 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Since Hillary doesn't seem to have all that great of a memory about the events in Bosnia...Our investigative team decided to look further into her allegations of being "sniped" during her 1996 visit...Here is what we uncovered: This suspicious looking bush seemed to be following her everywhere during her trip....

Evidence points to the sniper attending this training school at some point.... HMMMMMMMMMM...Could this be him in disguise?????? We found this sniper rifle hidden in the bushes with Hillary's name on it..... Evidence now points to Dick Cheney...perhaps another Washinton cover-up!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS....How'd that one get in there!!!!!!!! lol Hill....Was the attack before or after you decided to slam a few of those back?????? The new medication her doctor has prescribed!!!!!!!!!! Outta the mouths of babes....Even the kids don't buy it!!!!!!!!!!

Fabullous imgaes in deed!

Of Course she was Sniped! Hillary Clinton Never Ever lies rolling on the floor laughing
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