TartanK
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: May 27, 2008, 4:48 PM CST
I think the guys got a tractor field like some futuristic space ship. Once he locks onto you, girls, there is no escape. As all the best aliens say, "Resistance is useless!"
If he turns it onto CS girls, then Morganlee, you will feel the pull more than anyone, and you will be helpless as you live so close. Next up will be the gals in Greece, Romania, Bulgaria and the rest of the Balkans.
By the end of next week, he will be thinking about extending the field to take in the central European counties. By July, Germany, France and Spain will be conquered. Ladies in England, you have two months to get to the gym and shape up! August is your month.
By the end of the year, all ladies in Europe will have felt the "Lurve of Kadir". If you hurry, ladies of North America's eastern seaboard, you have time to order from the new Victoria's Secrets catalogue.
You gals on the west coast and down there in Oz & NZ will have to be patient.
We should have a prize for number 4000.
Actually, I applaud the guy for his fortitude. I don't know about the rest of you frisky gents, but after number 2500, a bit of the magic's gone.