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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !

if my body was a car....it would be an Edsel!!

sounds like a classic to me

little bit of body work and a holiday in Sandblast Mex and you'll be good as new, classic cars are better anyway more style to them

How about trading it for a nice red Ferrari....or better still a Jaguar or .....

Yep!! The year of the '57 Chevy

a very good year

I think so also , thanks!!

Im a HUGE fan of classy cars..

1965 Classic Corvette

yes a nice rear end on thant one Yep!

Sounds to me that you need a good service and lube.

The dents can be smoothed out with some gentle rubbing.

My suggestion is to trade the mini moke engine and replace it with a v8 Ferrari

Just so some people know, this is a joke and reflects nothing about how I see myself or anything.
No I am not depressed, LoL!!!
I am not even depressed over my recent breakup where I got screwed by moving in with him and had to move out 5 months later. I don't have varicose veins even, ha!! I even move as well as I did in my 30's.

This was only meant for one man, whom is using it and telling lies to other females. And for his info , You aren't my kind of man, for one my kind of man wouldn't be a liar.

1968 Plymouth Barracuda!!!!

Don't you just wish that you could ZAP these kinds of people??????? Think people would have better things to do with their time and energy.