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A slight problem

Rhode Island personals
belthozore
woonsocket, Rhode Island USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
Ok I have a problem. I met a friend, we are kinda getting lucky with each other which is very good. My problem is I last to long without getting a orgasm. I could get one but I guess i need more time. She thinks its her fault and she thinks she is pretty or to fat or any excuse. I tried to tell her in my last relationship I had the same problem. I've gone thru a football, good thing it wasnt my, team but it was her's lol.
How do I let my friend and anyone else know without them feeling insecure. We are going for our 3rd time and im kinda worried cause she is like it better happen. I guess the plus side is i dont need viagra. Tho my ex did say i do, I said for what, to last for another 8 hours, geez I mightbe dead by then.
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Scotland UK
Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play laugh
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Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play

OMG!blushing giggle blushing
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play



I may have a variant of this disorder myself. Can you give the name of a therapist (attractive female) that could help me overcome this problem?laugh
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belthozore
woonsocket, Rhode Island USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicely put, I have to share that one with her, she will get a kick out of it.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
belthozore wrote:
Ok I have a problem. I met a friend, we are kinda getting lucky with each other which is very good. My problem is I last to long without getting a orgasm. I could get one but I guess i need more time. She thinks its her fault and she thinks she is pretty or to fat or any excuse. I tried to tell her in my last relationship I had the same problem. I've gone thru a football, good thing it wasnt my, team but it was her's lol.
How do I let my friend and anyone else know without them feeling insecure. We are going for our 3rd time and im kinda worried cause she is like it better happen. I guess the plus side is i dont need viagra. Tho my ex did say i do, I said for what, to last for another 8 hours, geez I mightbe dead by then.





drinking beat it for about 3 hours before you even see her.
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belthozore
woonsocket, Rhode Island USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:22 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
beat it for about 3 hours before you even see her.



You know she did suggest that too.lol
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:36 PM CST
belthozore wrote:
You know she did suggest that too.lol



a sexual therapist would suggest the same....I wasn't kiddingwink
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:41 PM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play


Dude..I second that diagnosis///


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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 9:42 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
beat it for about 3 hours before you even see her.


Oh man

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:24 AM CST
A couple of suggestions, Belt. First, DHEA. It seems to help with orgasms, in my experience, and probably contributes to the overall performance. Second, try doing a bit of weight-lifting; it raises testosterone and improves circulation - squats and leg exercises doubtless stimulate blood flow to nether regions. Third, a diet a bit higher in protein/lean meat helps with testosterone levels - and being leaner in general fosters a better hormonal "climate" for sex (for men, at least).

Good luck.handshake wave
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Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:27 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
beat it for about 3 hours before you even see her.


What with? A hammer? conversing dunno sigh rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:32 AM CST
Basically you should just relax - plus look on the plus side!

Once you've ejaculated all you want to do is go out and mow the yard or play with the truck engine, right?

You should pretend you have the opposite problem and try and hold back!

This way, after a few hours, your good lady will finally either have the most wonderful orgasm or fake it because she feels so goddam sore!

You can then snuggle up to her and enjoy this post orgasmic intimacy without feeling the emotional desert of 'le petit mort'.

The bonus is that you also don't need to jump out of bed and go mow the yard or fix the engine - you can relax knowing you've made your woman happy and feel that you are noble and unselfish!

angel cool dancing rolling on the floor laughing
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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
A couple of suggestions, Belt. First, DHEA. It seems to help with orgasms, in my experience, and probably contributes to the overall performance. Second, try doing a bit of weight-lifting; it raises testosterone and improves circulation - squats and leg exercises doubtless stimulate blood flow to nether regions. Third, a diet a bit higher in protein/lean meat helps with testosterone levels - and being leaner in general fosters a better hormonal "climate" for sex (for men, at least).

Good luck.



My goodness, sounds like you're armed and ready, warrior.


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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:39 AM CST
skwidwurd wrote:
from what you've told us, my diagnosis is that you suffer from ACUTE SPERMAL AGORAPHOBIA! This occurs when your sperm are enticed to come out and play but are a bit afraid of what lies outside. Understandable though, since some people have been known to entice them only for them to shoot out and find themselves falling into a toilet bowl or over someone's keyboard. The answer to this is to entice them just a little - or even to have someone else entice (sometimes they know it's you and they don't trust you and will never be encouraged to do anything for you). Try spending some time letting them get to know your partner and once they're confident enough you'll find they'll be far more eager to come out to play



Oh, man! popcorn uncertain very happy
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:42 AM CST
this post seems slightly self-serving (?) perhaps this is a real medical problem? oh dear--if the woman isn't happy you can go on all night...hmmm...find another woman!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:50 AM CST
This is a medical problem....research "retarded ejaculation. Many men suffer from this....most women don't call it suffering, though. I once met a nurse, that claimed I couldn't handle her. So I took up the challenge. She finally begged me to finish, she had to get home to her husband.


But I share your concern...retarded ejaculation is a very real medical/ phych problemprofessor
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:13 AM CST
belthozore wrote:
Ok I have a problem. I met a friend, we are kinda getting lucky with each other which is very good. My problem is I last to long without getting a orgasm. I could get one but I guess i need more time. She thinks its her fault and she thinks she is pretty or to fat or any excuse. I tried to tell her in my last relationship I had the same problem. I've gone thru a football, good thing it wasnt my, team but it was her's lol.
How do I let my friend and anyone else know without them feeling insecure. We are going for our 3rd time and im kinda worried cause she is like it better happen. I guess the plus side is i dont need viagra. Tho my ex did say i do, I said for what, to last for another 8 hours, geez I mightbe dead by then.


Sorry, is it just me?? I don't get the football connection....?? confused
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:14 AM CST
Portiea wrote:
this post seems slightly self-serving (?) perhaps this is a real medical problem? oh dear--if the woman isn't happy you can go on all night...hmmm...find another woman!


okay, sorry, I really didn't realize it--seems like heaven from the other sideinnocent
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:15 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
This is a medical problem....research "retarded ejaculation. Many men suffer from this....most women don't call it suffering, though. I once met a nurse, that claimed I couldn't handle her. So I took up the challenge. She finally begged me to finish, she had to get home to her husband.But I share your concern...retarded ejaculation is a very real medical/ phych problem


oops--quoted myself by mistake:

okay, sorry, I really didn't realize it--seems like heaven from the other side
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