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Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

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Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

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Xtabentun
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Posted: May 16, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a mand should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feed away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.
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Posted: May 16, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 16, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
In the garden of Eden lay Adam

Gently caressing his madam

and loud was his mirth

cause he knew that on earth

there were only two balls and he had em dancing
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
In the garden of Eden lay Adam

Gently caressing his madam

and loud was his mirth

cause he knew that on earth

there were only two balls and he had em


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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:26 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a mand should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feed away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

Thats good!!laugh I heard this same joke , but the punch line was Multiple orgasmslaugh
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:32 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Thats good!! I heard this same joke , but the punch line was Multiple orgasms

Variation on the same theme! I found them funny dancing banana

They got me started with the blonde jokes so I went for men jokes rolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:40 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Thats good!! I heard this same joke , but the punch line was Multiple orgasms
Even funnier! I just sent it with that punch line to all my girl friends, plus a guy with a sense of humor! laugh
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:43 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Even funnier! I just sent it with that punch line to all my girl friends, plus a guy with a sense of humor!

You go girl, I'll drink to that!wine
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p_seg
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Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:40 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Variation on the same theme! I found them funny

They got me started with the blonde jokes so I went for men jokes

::was going to post but can't, due to the Call 1-800-SAV-A-DIC thread mumbling ::







another good one, even though its a bit offensive!! scold








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alabamabebe
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Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:46 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
::was going to post but can't, due to the Call 1-800-SAV-A-DIC thread another good one, even though its a bit offensive!!
That was an oldie but goodie. laugh
The best jokes are always a bit offensive, that's what makes them funny. grin
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:48 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
::was going to post but can't, due to the Call 1-800-SAV-A-DIC thread ::

another good one, even though its a bit offensive!!


No offense intendedteddy bear lips
But i did enjoy posting themdevil innocent angel
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:49 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
That was an oldie but goodie.
The best jokes are always a bit offensive, that's what makes them funny.


thumbs up wine Here's to that!
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:51 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
No offense intended
But i did enjoy posting them

Thanks for posting them, as both are hilarious!! thumbs up applause

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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:52 AM CST
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:54 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
That was an oldie but goodie.
The best jokes are always a bit offensive, that's what makes them funny.

Oh, so you're backing her now!! That's all she needs to post some more of these jokes!! mumbling



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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:56 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
Thanks for posting them, as both are hilarious!!

cheers
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Lillym
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Posted: May 17, 2008, 3:49 AM CST
Good One....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I guess that's why they say men think with their .....
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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2008, 4:18 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
Oh, so you're backing her now!! That's all she needs to post some more of these jokes!!

Moi???innocent
your innuendo implies ....... sticking out tongue
Only the good staff gets posted , i promise shamrock giggle dancing elephant
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relaxin
charters towers , Queensland Australia
Posted: May 17, 2008, 4:51 AM CST
haha yeh men think with their D###s

they why they have to scratch them all the time

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Xtabentun
Cancun- Port Carling, Ontario, Quintana Roo Mexico
Posted: May 17, 2008, 2:10 PM CST
relaxin wrote:
haha yeh men think with their D###s

they why they have to scratch them all the time

thinking thinking
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