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Thats really funny!!!!!!

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Thanks for the warning, from now on I won't even talk to a lady, let alone date or get intimate with one!! Got to take care of the family jewels!!


Nice one!

Any time I get an IM or email from a scammer I tell them I am lorraina Bobbits little sister and she tought me all I know! it takes away when you have to expain who she is, but it is fun telling them what she did!

CDS

Better be safe than sorry!

And it's worth it.....
Poor little scammers!

It always makes sense to be covered. Can that 'phone number be accessed from the UK??

Thank you in advance.

ha, ha--double meaning

you've been eating it for years... weiners and beans..

I am sure it can be accesses!

If not, it can always be stretched to reach the right target!

Thank you for that. Though, your posts states prices vary according to size. There is no indication whether cost and payout is dependent on whether flaccid or erect at the time??
Just curious....... of course!!

well, we'll go for profit here, so forget about the flaccid...uninsurable!!!

Size do matter!!!

See, you got all my grammar wrong, evaluating size & dimensions

yeh and banngers and mash thats the big boys version

I'm just glad the emergenct services people were able to find John's thing. Could you imagine seeing that thing on a milk carton with the caption "Have you seen this penis"