Posted: May 17, 2008, 1:53 AM CST
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that
69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!