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For a bit of fun, if your were on Jerry Springer, what would be the silliest or dumbest confession or problem you could think of (doesn't have to be real) that would shock the audience.

Does being a hermaphradite make you "a sexual" or "bisexual"?

It makes you one happy camper.

I would say I have had a sex change twice.. can't make up my mind, you see

you'd be confused if someone told you to go screw yourself

True very true..

I would confess that I was having the sex with a redheaded armless alien...

you have to laugh when most of the rednecks go on an confess that their in love with there cousin or uncle or relative.

Also when a couple go on and the females reveals she's actually a man? Mind you it is extremely hard to spot the difference!

Any suggested techniques to tell whether their a man or a woman?

Any suggested techniques to tell whether their a man or a woman?

Are you kidding me????

I was watching this show (I know, I need to get a life) where they challenged the audience to identify whether the models were male of female (obviously half were men who had had an operation to change their gender). Some were obvious, but some of them, I couldn't tell the difference, not even the old adams apple test.

I would confess that my brother is also my cousin!!!!!!!!!!

I know isn't it uncanny!!! I have friends who have been to Thailand and apparently transexuals are unrecognisable over there. There seem to be quite a lot of them too...

yeah I heard that Thialand land is pretty bad for that. I think they call the "hee shees".

Jerry I came on your show to tell America:

My sweet conoodle of a wife has been keeping a secret from me. After five years of marriage, she told me that she is really a pre-op trans-sexual. I also found out that she lied about her weight. She had me believe that she is only 125 lbs and when we went to the doctor I found out she was really 310 lbs. I believed her, Jerry. But I want her(him) to know that I will forgive her(him). At least she(he) didn't lie as much as my last wife(husband). And yes, her(his) muscle bound personal trainer can continue to live with us.

Geeez talk about confustion... good old Jerry

Jerry Springer episode #354...Man marries his left hand. Right hand gets jealous and cuts off left hand's pinky.

I wouldn't have a confession... I'd just be there to makeout with the stripper.

The midget stripper or the pre-op transexual stripper??

definitely the midget stripper.. ...she's only 3 feet tall, and she's got a flat head that I can set my beer on