Posted: May 17, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
Three old women die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates St Peter tells them to be careful walking around that there are millions of baby ducks and they should avoid stepping on any or they will meet a horrible punishment. In they go and sure enough there were ducks everywhere, so many that it was almost impossible not to step on any. One hour later one woman accidently treads on a duck and St Peter appears immediately and tells her that for her deed she will have to spend eternity with the ugliest man he could find and whisked her away. Some time later another woman steps on a duck and quick as a flash St Peter shows up with a real ugly dude and says, here is your punishment, like the first.
The third woman looks at this a thinks, bugger that I`m going to be extra careful! And so she is for four months avoiding any contact with the ducks until one day St Peter cames to see her with the most handsome, muscular, virile young man she has ever seen. She looks at him and says, I must be getting a reward for being careful. The young man shrugs his shoulders and replies, I don`t know about you but I stepped on a duck!
