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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 17, 2008, 4:29 PM CST

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cajones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order. The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.........
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
LMAO!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 17, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
OMG rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 6:51 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cajones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order. The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.........
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 18, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
Si Senorrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: May 18, 2008, 7:32 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Fabulous, my friend!! thumbs up I take it the cost of the meal would be comensurate with a smaller dish?
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 18, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
Fucking hillarious.Got another one in store ? cheers
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 19, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Fucking hillarious.Got another one in store ?


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SusieRR
northeast, Ohio USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 6:58 AM CST
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 8:23 AM CST
Poor guy, he lost his nuts, good one lol
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