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'How did the human race appear?

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.
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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:10 PM CST
[quote=desmond]A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.[/quote

Hi Desssssssssssss
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:11 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ouch, that hurt.....rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:12 PM CST
[quote=safffire977]
desmond wrote:
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.[/quote

Hi Desssssssssssss



Hi sweetie how are you hug
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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:13 PM CST
[quote=desmond]
safffire977 wrote:
Hi sweetie how are you


still hung over lol sorry for the hit and run yesterday i just couldnt read or type
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Ouch, that hurt.....


Hi X hug
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
[quote=safffire977]
desmond wrote:


still hung over lol sorry for the hit and run yesterday i just couldnt read or type



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sound like you need another drink devil
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:15 PM CST
Hi D lips
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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
[quote=desmond]
safffire977 wrote:


sound like you need another drink


i will pass i cant even drink soda right now all i smell is liquor lol
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:20 PM CST
[quote=safffire977]
desmond wrote:


i will pass i cant even drink soda right now all i smell is liquor lol



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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:20 PM CST
[quote=desmond]
funny? tell my stomach that
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:21 PM CST
[quote=safffire977]
desmond wrote:

funny? tell my stomach that




I am sorry hope you feel better ,I have been there i know how you feel
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:23 PM CST
at least women came from god and man came from the monkeys
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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:27 PM CST
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:29 PM CST
safffire977 wrote:
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON


I said that also until I felt better and then i forgot I said that and got drunk again

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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:29 PM CST
safffire977 wrote:
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON
what does that have to do with the human race, the monkeys(men) look better when you are drinking
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safffire977
new york, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
what does that have to do with the human race, the monkeys(men) look better when you are drinking



YES WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING TE MONKEYS LOOK ALOT BETTER LOLOLOLOLdancing banana
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Maizy
Oneonta, New York USA
Posted: May 17, 2008, 8:53 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
at least women came from god and man came from the monkeys


I'll go along with that Kitty! wink yay
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