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no they had not unfortunatly but if they are willing to teach me i am willing to learn

Hmmmm... well if we go to the bar later I will make sure they do

very, very, VERY TRUE

ACTUALLY, Joey might not make it to the bar this evening... lol... he may pass out before hand... But I could always help Des

whiskey . I can hold my own , bu twhen it comes to beer I'm a cheap date. Oh hell , forgot I got a 6 pack with my Crown.
But now I almost got some Tequila this eveing since I was in my own room Oh FFS , now there's a few friends asking if I can be a DD for the night, Told them they was full of s*** , since I've already had a few

good for you on telling them they were full of it. if your drinking you better not be driving your i'll make sure you go cut some and i'll get jen to help me

wow I'm just SOL , first , I need to eat more la la la lalalala, .................... Your running to hard ...............................
I do thank you both for caring about me so much even if I do appear stubborn

Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
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-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand).

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.]

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

Will be back in a little while going to hop in the shower .

Gotta say I feel slightly less embarrassed AFTER I realized that I should start with the number 50. I was like OMG - I'm naughty!!!

damn i scored 15