Posted: May 18, 2008, 6:54 PM CST
MEET LEROY!
Three ladies with boyfriends all named "LEROY" were at a bar drinking it up and having a whale of a good time. When one of the ladies exclaimed, "You know what, I'm sick and tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy, mixed up with your Leroy... Why don't we all name our Leroy's after a soda pop?"
The other two ladies agree, wherein the first lady jumps up and says, "OK, then, let me go first....I name my Leroy, 7-UP!"
The other two ladies jump in and query her, "7-UP... Why 7-UP?"
The first lady says, "Because my Leroy has 7 inches and its always up." All three ladies holler and hoot and slap each other a high five.
The second lady says, "OK, I"m next and I name my Leroy, Mountain Dew!" The other two ladies jump up and query her, "Mountain Dew... Why Mountain Dew?"
The second lady says, "Because when my Leroy Mount me he sure know what to Dew!!!" All three ladies proceed to holler and hoot and slap each other another high five.
The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know those two Leroy's were good... but I'm gonna name my Leroy... Jack Daniels...!"
The other two ladies say in unison with confusion on their faces, "JACK DANIELS??? That ain't no soda pop... that's a HARD LIQUOR!!!" The third lady smiles and says......"I KNOW!"