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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
Quit and pick up cans and sell them
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kkitty
Minnesota USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
I work to much.What should i do?


go on wellfare of coursegrin
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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
I work to much.What should i do?
Oh hun, lets do a facial...it can be soooo relaxing...then lets wax the eyebrows....Oh hun, it won't hurt...then we can wax....it won't hurt a bit....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

sticking out tongue
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:26 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Cut your legs off at the knees........then you'll fit in.

They usually reccomend cutting them off completly, they have some wondrful new prosthesis that work better than a real leg.
professor
Any sunburn solution?
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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
Apply straight burbon it will stop the sunburn
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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
im out toilet paper what can i do?
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
im out toilet paper what can i do?


laugh rolling on the floor laughing

wear a thong to the beach
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:31 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
im out toilet paper what can i do?


use the toilet brush instead uh oh!



I need a new hair cut, what do you recommend?
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:31 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
thats a hard one....
I trying to get into midget porn but they said I'm not big enough,what should I do.


Tie a weight to the end of your dingaling.

Can't really help with the girth, but you'll be LONG as hell.

I keep getting poop stains in my undies, what should I do?
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:31 PM CST
wink teddy bear lips hug
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:32 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
use the toilet brush instead
I need a new hair cut, what do you recommend?


use a salad bowl


What kind of acne cream should I buy?
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:32 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
use the toilet brush instead
I need a new hair cut, what do you recommend?


Reverse Mohawk.

All my socks have holes at the big toe......help...
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kkitty
Minnesota USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:35 PM CST
I need to shave my legs again soon any any tips on what is the best way to do this?
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:38 PM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
Reverse Mohawk.

All my socks have holes at the big toe......help...


rolling on the floor laughing Nice.


put some blue tac on the holes to hold them together dunno


I spend to much time on the phone, any ideas how I an reduce this?
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:41 PM CST
kkitty wrote:
I need to shave my legs again soon any any tips on what is the best way to do this?

Eye brow trimmer works the best!!!rolling on the floor laughing
I'm hungry, what should I eat this late in the evening?
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:43 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
im out toilet paper what can i do?
Use coffee filters dry them out than you can reuse them..
I have bug in my ear.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:46 PM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
Tie a weight to the end of your dingaling.

Can't really help with the girth, but you'll be LONG as hell.

I keep getting poop stains in my undies, what should I do?
Thats what I did, and I got poop stains too as soon as I dropped the the weight.rolling on the floor laughing
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:48 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Nice.put some blue tac on the holes to hold them together I spend to much time on the phone, any ideas how I an reduce this?


Stop paying the bill.

My farts smell like old milk, how can I get them to sell like candy?
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:48 PM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Eye brow trimmer works the best!!!
I'm hungry, what should I eat this late in the evening?


Come here and I'll show ya...

rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:49 PM CST
kkitty wrote:
I need to shave my legs again soon any any tips on what is the best way to do this?


Have me do it. applause
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