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Careful what you wish for!!

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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 10:34 AM CST
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.

“Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.

“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”



rolling on the floor laughing I think this happens a lot, and we get replaced , is this a reason they cheat??dunno confused
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 10:39 AM CST
laugh laugh laugh
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 10:46 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.

“Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.

“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”
I think this happens a lot, and we get replaced , is this a reason they cheat??


rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue like this one!

Sad truth is, most people these days never think their partner is good enough.

I would almost settle for one that just don't tell me how to drivelaugh
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:26 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.

“Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.

“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”
I think this happens a lot, and we get replaced , is this a reason they cheat??


She is no longer a 'wife' but a mother figure; some men rebel against their 'mothers'...
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:14 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
like this one!

Sad truth is, most people these days never think their partner is good enough.

I would almost settle for one that just don't tell me how to drive



It would NEVER work out for us Rick!sticking out tongue
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:19 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
like this one!

Sad truth is, most people these days never think their partner is good enough.

I would almost settle for one that just don't tell me how to drive


I wouldn't beee with someone I didn't think was good enuff.. I'd rather be single.

I want my partner to be my hero... that way I would think he was brilliant at everything.. heart wings

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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:22 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I wouldn't beee with someone I didn't think was good enuff.. I'd rather be single.

I want my partner to be my hero... that way I would think he was brilliant at everything..



I agree...I don't want a fixer-upper....A man that needs no fixing or has already taken the time to fix himself will do for me...thank you....wink wave hug teddy bear hug grin
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:22 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
like this one!

Sad truth is, most people these days never think their partner is good enough.

I would almost settle for one that just don't tell me how to drive


haha me too..

My ex husband used to tell me I got everything wrong.. I was never good at anything in his eyes.

I want someone that thinks I'm the frickin bees knees.. AND thinks I'm great at everything..

is that too much to ask?

rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:23 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I agree...I don't want a fixer-upper....A man that needs no fixing or has already taken the time to fix himself will do for me...thank you....


Yeeahhh teddy bear wave
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Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:53 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
haha me too..

My ex husband used to tell me I got everything wrong.. I was never good at anything in his eyes.

I want someone that thinks I'm the frickin bees knees.. AND thinks I'm great at everything..

is that too much to ask?


No Claire, it is NOT too much to ask!
Do not settle for anything less than what your heart desires.
Do not compromise on this, thinking he will change. If he does not meet every criteria of your hearts expectation of love and respect for you... he is not the one.

Make sure you think this through and do not allow "love" to make you "blind" in this situation.

I have a constant reminder here on my desk...
a sign that reads...

I THINK, THEREFORE
I'M SINGLE
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:57 AM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
No Claire, it is NOT too much to ask!
Do not settle for anything less than what your heart desires.
Do not compromise on this, thinking he will change. If he does not meet every criteria of your hearts expectation of love and respect for you... he is not the one.

Make sure you think this through and do not allow "love" to make you "blind" in this situation.

I have a constant reminder here on my desk...
a sign that reads...

I THINK, THEREFORE
I'M SINGLE


haha that's excellent laugh
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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:04 AM CST
Sometimes I feel like I should stop thinking....lol
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:09 AM CST
My fairy god mother granted me a wish...She said you can either have a long willy or an eternal memory...I cannot remember what I replied.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
hrt4lse wrote:
Sometimes I feel like I should stop thinking....lol


haha I'm like that.. I usually end up trying to figure WHY someone would even like me in the first place. confused

Then I over analyse it 25 million times to figure out if it must just be a bad joke or a trick or a scammer. ..

Which is obviously not the most 'becoming' of one's character laugh
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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:12 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
haha I'm like that.. I usually end up trying to figure WHY someone would even like me in the first place.

Then I over analyse it 25 million times to figure out if it must just be a bad joke or a trick or a scammer. ..

Which is obviously not the most 'becoming' of one's character


So true...lol

Off to workout before the a/c repairman gets here....wave
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:13 AM CST
hrt4lse wrote:
So true...lol

Off to workout
before the a/c repairman gets here....


Oo you are gooood.. I haven't been for a week! laugh

Mind you.. I think lugging most of my house around is making up for it.. laugh


hug
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gorgeous210
Galway, Galway Ireland
Posted: May 21, 2008, 9:13 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
haha I'm like that.. I usually end up trying to figure WHY someone would even like me in the first place.

Then I over analyse it 25 million times to figure out if it must just be a bad joke or a trick or a scammer. ..

Which is obviously not the most 'becoming' of one's character


Hi Claire.bouquet of flowers for you. You are quiet a lovely girl,don't change..
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:21 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I agree...I don't want a fixer-upper....A man that needs no fixing or has already taken the time to fix himself will do for me...thank you....


Ah, Shucks, HK, and here I thought I just need a good woman's loving touch to straighten me out.blues moping sigh
wave laugh
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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:30 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Oo you are gooood.. I haven't been for a week!

Mind you.. I think lugging most of my house around is making up for it..


Hey, it counts!! Movement is movement whether it's moving furniture, rocks, or weights...lol
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