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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:07 AM CST

What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”


What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:09 AM CST
Yeah they are pretty good with that selective hearinggrin
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:11 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.
laugh thumbs up
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:17 AM CST


no clothes...? Too much waiting time involved! %D
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:20 AM CST
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:25 AM CST
grin

And what wrong with that?

That is what is expected of us most of the time isn't it?

cool

Isn't it?

dunno
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Alfalfa
Tybee Island, Georgia USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:00 PM CST
ha ha ha ha ha I was wondering why that first paragraph was giving me a stiffy rolling on the floor laughing
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
You know men well,touchegrin
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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:09 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


Yup.. that seems about right laugh.... met a guy recently and made it very clear that I don't want a relationship... he has been texting me and ringing me ever since.. How do they interpret 'I just want to be friends' as 'I am clearly interested in a relationship'... sigh
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:09 PM CST
Just goes to prove...all you need is the last few words from each moanrolling eyes sticking out tongue
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:11 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


How true!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:15 PM CST
I hear what a man hears..blushing
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:17 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
I hear what a man hears..



wave Johug


Now thats my kind of womanapplause yay
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kissmedeeply
New brunswick, New Brunswick Canada
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Jo Now thats my kind of woman
Clothes off all the time..anywhere and anytime..grin hug
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:19 PM CST
Aries01 wrote:
Yup.. that seems about right .... met a guy recently and made it very clear that I don't want a relationship... he has been texting me and ringing me ever since.. How do they interpret 'I just want to be friends' as 'I am clearly interested in a relationship'...


laugh How was this with the selective hearing ?
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


Gawd i'm likin this gal more and more everyday!

Thanks hun,

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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 1:39 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Yeah they are pretty good with that selective hearing


I agree! laugh
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
I hear you

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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: May 19, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
What a Woman Says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don’t do laundry right now
you’ll have no clothes to wear.”What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.


We hear only what we want to hear...
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