Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:36 AM CST
A man went to see his doctor because he was concerned about a red ring that showed up on his penis. The doctor gave him some medicine and said "Take 2 pills a day & come back if it's still there in 3 days."
3 day later the same guy shows up only now the red ring has been joined by an orange ring. The doctor looks at it, gives him some new medication with the same advice. "Take 2 teaspoons a day & come back if it's still there in 3 days."
Again, the guy showing up at the doctors office. Only now there is a red ring, an orange ring and a pink ring around his penis. The doctor looks at it, gives him something else and says, "Apply 2 times a day & come back if it's still there in 3 days."
The next day the guy showed up at the doctors office THRILLED because the rings are gone and asks the doctor, "What did you give me? It finally worked!"
The doctor took one look at him and said.....
"Lipstick remover"