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~~~~~The Forums Times, *** Small Adds Section~~~~

Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 19, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
Lets put in some small adds in our (Forums Times) newspaper...

put up a heading ie.(FOR SALE,,,WANTED) etc..

Lets keep it as funny as we canlaugh


to start......


WANTED:::
Sexy Aussie lady that sleeps in a rocking with her mouth open!!!
Will pay in cash....Shhhhhhhhhhush...handshake
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Arizona dating
Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
Wanted:
A sexy guy with a yummy voice. That can turn me into a puddle. Preferably born here in the states but lives overseas. Must have sexiness written all over him smitten
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Lets put in some small adds in our (Forums Times) newspaper...

put up a heading ie.(FOR SALE,,,WANTED) etc..

Lets keep it as funny as we can to start......WANTED:::
Sexy Aussie lady that sleeps in a rocking with her mouth open!!!
Will pay in cash....Shhhhhhhhhhush...


laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Wanted...The Scarecrow to give me his brain...keep the straw
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Jalisco personals
BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:05 PM CST
hole


Not sure its safe.....




motorcycle
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:08 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
Not sure its safe.....



Oh come on Eri....chicken chicken chicken
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Jalisco personals
BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:10 PM CST
WANTED:

Sex partner in my own city, great lover, great kisser, younger, good looking...


JUst cuz u said so serenity....


Oh wait....


blushing


I already have one.....


D'oh!
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Arizona dating
Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:12 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
WANTED:

Sex partner in my own city, great lover, great kisser, younger, good looking...JUst cuz u said so serenity....Oh wait.... I already have one.....



laugh See that wasn't so bad bouquet of flowers
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Jalisco personals
BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:13 PM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
See that wasn't so bad



Nope....

blushing

I just want all of u guys closer......





hug
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
Martyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....


Why do u always do thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis???


Open a thread and leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....


No bj for u today Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir....





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California personals
Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
Wanted::


The man of my dreams..... guess I better go to bed now so I can finish that dream and figure out what he looks like...zzzz
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:18 PM CST
Wanted:

Sexy sweet funny lady who loves to laugh and NO DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA grin grin
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Jalisco personals
BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Wanted:

Sexy sweet funny lady who loves to laugh and NO DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



I thought u had chosen me....



blues
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Texas singles
irishlass45
texas, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
Wanted two right feel so i can go in one direction for a changerolling eyes laugh will pay one left one, it is a good deal and you will have a walk of your life, oh yea.....AS ISgiggle
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Texas singles
irishlass45
texas, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
Wanted two right feel so i can go in one direction for a change will pay one left one, it is a good deal and you will have a walk of your life, oh yea.....AS IS

ooooops feet
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
I thought u had chosen me....


confused confused frustrated frustrated I thought I did until I saw your post dunno dunno crying crying




sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:24 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I thought I did until I saw your post




uh oh!



hole





Catch me if u can...
motorcycle
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:25 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
Catch me if u can...



Just watch me super super
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Jalisco personals
BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:29 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Just watch me




Gnite sweety....catch me in my dreams....


hug lips
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:30 PM CST
BeautifulEri wrote:
Gnite sweety....catch me in my dreams....


have a great night sweetie hug lips lips
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Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:58 AM CST
WANTED::

Seven dwarfs with various personalities for elaborate entrance at sweet sixteen birthday party...


grin
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