Forums Nav

Forums



Dating Forums Home » Jokes & Humor » ~~~~~The Forums Times, *** Small Adds Section~~~~
Thread:

~~~~~The Forums Times, *** Small Adds Section~~~~

Category:
Jokes & Humor
page: 1 2 3 4 5 of 5
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

~~~~~The Forums Times, *** Small Adds Section~~~~




joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:37 AM CST
Will Swap:

One house in Maine for a house in warmer climate with available single men nearby.

The house in Maine is perfect for a person who doesn't want a social life.

All inquiries will be given serious consideration.

snowed in
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
Will Swap:

One house in Maine for a house in warmer climate with available single men nearby.

The house in Maine is perfect for a person who doesn't want a social life.

All inquiries will be given serious consideration.



Hiwave
I just seen your add in the forums times and i just wanted to enquire as to the women down there in Maine,,,Are they sexy and do they wash dishes in short skirts???grin
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:44 AM CST
Wanted:

Someone to help me finish decorating my house (its taking me ages!) arrghh!

Someone to fix the spoiler on the back of my car (that the howling wind ripped off)

Someone to help me fix the flippin garden table/bench

Someone to help me appreciate my new Boudoir.

devil giggle
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:46 AM CST
Wanted:

Someone to paint my toenails while I lay on my back trying to unblock the flippin sink! frustrated
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:46 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Wanted:

Someone to help me finish decorating my house (its taking me ages!) arrghh!

Someone to fix the spoiler on the back of my car (that the howling wind ripped off)

Someone to help me fix the flippin garden table/bench

Someone to help me appreciate my new Boudoir.




Aw...I could do all four for you hon...I can cancel the bill too for fringe benefitshug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:48 AM CST
martyg wrote:
Aw...I could do all four for you hon...I can cancel the bill too for fringe benefits


hahahah laugh What a kind and thoughtful soul you are Marty..


wave hug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Murcia dating
foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:49 AM CST
Wanted;;;

Man of my dreams: tall and sexy,
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:50 AM CST
foreveryoung1 wrote:
Wanted;;;

Man of my dreams: tall and sexy,


Oo hellooooo wave teddy bear
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:51 AM CST
UNEMPLOYMENT SECTION:::

Man seeks work painting pretty ladies toenails as she lays on her back trying to unblock the flipping sink!grin leprechaun
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:52 AM CST
martyg wrote:
UNEMPLOYMENT SECTION:::

Man seeks work painting pretty ladies toenails as she lays on her back trying to unblock the flipping sink!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



melody11
Somewhere, Valenciana Spain
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:53 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Oo hellooooo


Hi! Claire, havent been here for a few days, had computer problems, which still are not sorted, and then a visitor from the UK
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



joanie04984
North Woods, Maine USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:54 AM CST
martyg wrote:
Hi
I just seen your add in the forums times and i just wanted to enquire as to the women down there in Maine,,,Are they sexy and do they wash dishes in short skirts???


Nope, women here are "full figured", wear polyester capris and spend their day indoors or shopping at Walmart.

wow!
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:55 AM CST
melody11 wrote:
Hi! Claire, havent been here for a few days, had computer problems, which still are not sorted, and then a visitor from the UK


Oooerrr.. a visitor from the UK hey?.. care to enlighten us? laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:55 AM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
Nope, women here are "full figured", wear polyester capris and spend their day indoors or shopping at Walmart.


shock giggle
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
joanie04984 wrote:
Nope, women here are "full figured", wear polyester capris and spend their day indoors or shopping at Walmart.



I guess that wouldn't be for me...uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!


but thank you for your reply thumbs up grin
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Tennessee personals
Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
wanted: good face
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
England matchmaking
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:15 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
wanted: good face


Good face? You have a beautiful face!! teddy bear
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
wanted: good face



you cant throw away a pretty face like that!!!

Sorry Young lady,,,we can not print your addhandshake hug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Tennessee personals
Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Good face? You have a beautiful face!!
good face is the female equivilent of a good bj.
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Dublin dating
vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
good face is the female equivilent of a good bj.


lol well have never heard it called that before...
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
page: 1 2 3 4 5 of 5
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »