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Dublin singles
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
good face is the female equivilent of a good bj.


OK!! two thoughts came to mind with that comment...and as you may have guessed...both of them were dirty...

Can you be a little more pacific so the men can stand up againgrin
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
good face is the female equivilent of a good bj.


Ohhhhhhhh.. good HEAD? like that you mean?

hahaha

THATS more like it! devil rolling on the floor laughing
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
vonney wrote:
lol well have never heard it called that before...



wave Vonnie..


Lets get face to face and find outhmmm
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:25 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Ohhhhhhhh.. good HEAD? like that you mean?

hahaha

THATS more like it!
yes! where i come from guys got good head & gals go good face.devil devil devil
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:25 AM CST
Lass.. rolling on the floor laughing

The more I think of what you said... rolling on the floor laughing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
yes! where i come from guys got good head & gals got good face.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
yes! where i come from guys got good head & gals got good face.


Well that would be very nice right now.. but I have to get back to work.. mumbling


laugh wave
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bubbles69
Inverness, Scotland UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
WANTED.

6ft+ hunk thats hung like a horse shags all nght and turns into a bacon sandwich in the morning.
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:31 AM CST
martyg wrote:
Vonnie..Lets get face to face and find out



lol an offer a girl couldnt refuse eh lol
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:33 AM CST
bubbles69 wrote:
WANTED.

6ft+ hunk thats hung like a horse shags all nght and turns into a bacon sandwich in the morning.



AW....I could have got that job only for the god damn bacon at the end!!uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:34 AM CST
vonney wrote:
lol an offer a girl couldnt refuse eh lol




laugh laugh You keep laughing hon until you see me start to smoke a cigarettethumbs up dancing banana hug
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:35 AM CST
martyg wrote:
You keep laughing hon until you see me start to smoke a cigarette


lol thats reminds me of hte very old joke..
do you smoke after sex???

dont know have never looked,,,,
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:38 AM CST
vonney wrote:
lol thats reminds me of hte very old joke..
do you smoke after sex???

dont know have never looked,,,,
another way it goes is: do you smoke after sex?? no, i just steam
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
vonney wrote:
lol thats reminds me of hte very old joke..
do you smoke after sex???

dont know have never looked,,,,



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good onethumbs up






On the one night stand,,,the guy puts on the condom and turns to the girl and says,

"I sure hope you dont find the smell of burning rubber offencive"grin
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:44 AM CST
Wanted: Female, good hair, nice face, clear eyes, good health, firm rump, big vagina, tits are soft but firm,...young cow for breeding. call 870-460-0011



scold you was thinning sumthin else i bet!
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gingerkid13
Wheeling, West Virginia USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:13 PM CST
WANTED: young, white, male that lives within 100 miles of me; can be faithful, caring, and carry on an intelligent conversation without looking at my boobs. :) Will put in some time before wanting sex and wants a long-term relationship.

FOR SALE: Young woman who is caring, sweet, with a wild side. Price: Long-term relationship :


Yep, I know... too much to ask for!? If I'm still single 6 months from now, I'll settle for a who is hung and can go all night long ! wine sigh
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kkitty
Minnesota, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:19 PM CST
gingerkid13 wrote:
WANTED: young, white, male that lives within 100 miles of me; can be faithful, caring, and carry on an intelligent conversation without looking at my boobs. :) Will put in some time before wanting sex and wants a long-term relationship.

FOR SALE: Young woman who is caring, sweet, with a wild side. Price: Long-term relationship :Yep, I know... too much to ask for!? If I'm still single 6 months from now, I'll settle for a who is hung and can go all night long !


thumbs up yay
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:20 PM CST
Wanted: A gorgeous Irishman with a face like an angel to give me a hand......day dream devil
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:23 PM CST
bubbles69 wrote:
WANTED.

6ft+ hunk thats hung like a horse shags all nght and turns into a bacon sandwich in the morning.


I thought all men were pigs????dancing dog <---this dog looks like a pig to me....
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 10:27 PM CST
Wanted:

Male masseuse...Most be strong and willing to do full body massages for possibly hours.


bouquet of flowers
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