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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA

Posted: May 22, 2008, 10:49 AM CST

For Sale:

Beautiful red head with perfect manners. Needs a loving owner that is willing to play with her and have fun.

I was talking about an Irish Setter...What were you thinking

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kkitty
Minnesota USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 7:54 PM CST

WANTED SOME FUN AND INTERESTING THREADS ON HERE

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:11 PM CST

FOR HIRE:

G-spot Massuer.

References available

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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:23 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

FOR HIRE:

G-spot Massuer.

References available

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:01 PM CST

FOR FREE!!!!!!

Extra large available for cat fights....

Horny owner will service ladies that need release...

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j_goose71
Over there USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:03 PM CST

WANTED:

A vagina.

Flesh preferred, but latex ok.

Leave message

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irishlass45
Texas USA, Texas USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:04 PM CST

Still wanting to trade a left foot for a right one that way i may go in the right direction in life for a change

TRADE AS IS NO RETURN

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:05 PM CST

irishlass45 wrote:

Still wanting to trade a left foot for a right one that way i may go in the right direction in life for a change TRADE AS IS NO RETURN

Hey Lass.

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irishlass45
Texas USA, Texas USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:10 PM CST

KrazieStill wrote:

Hey Lass.

For free to Barry because he is so sweet

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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:10 PM CST

Wanted:

One household item, preferably male, 6'+, complete with hobbies, brain, finances, capable of keeping up with me, farting sunshine & creating serious batches of brownies on a moments notice.
All inquiries must provide samples of both sunshine farts & brownies.

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irishlass45
Texas USA, Texas USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:32 PM CST

spiceygamble wrote:

Wanted:

One household item, preferably male, 6'+, complete with hobbies, brain, finances, capable of keeping up with me, farting sunshine & creating serious batches of brownies on a moments notice.
All inquiries must provide samples of both sunshine farts & brownies.

I will have the same only no toots please

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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:31 PM CST

Wanted: Babysitter for young boys

Must have 3-5 years of military or police training

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 11:07 PM CST

diogenes wrote:

FOR HIRE:

G-spot Massuer.

References available

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 11:09 PM CST

martyg wrote:

FOR FREE!!!!!!

Extra large available for cat fights....

Horny owner will service ladies that need release...

No available cat here. Sorry.

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Rebgore
circle pines, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 11:14 PM CST

dcj22 wrote:

No available cat here. Sorry.

A shaver needed. Who needs a cat when I can pet my beard?

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 11:15 PM CST

Wanted::::

Cute and funny Brit. Sleeps hot. Needs a hot little Mama. Payment in person.

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 11:15 PM CST

Rebgore wrote:

A shaver needed. Who needs a cat when I can pet my beard?

You can pet your beard all you want!!

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 12:33 AM CST

diogenes wrote:

FOR HIRE:

G-spot Massuer.

References available

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ruhere4me
Coon Rapids USA

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 12:40 AM CST

wanted a reply
who is cute guy or the puppy?

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locohobo
Limerick, Limerick Ireland

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 3:17 AM CST

prncss4someone wrote:

Wanted: A gorgeous Irishman with a face like an angel to give me a hand......

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Ah shoot!!! Its gonna be a Dunnes stores special.....

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Take one........get one free............................

HEY UP FOLKS !!!!!

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