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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 6:21 AM CST

PERSONAL ADDS........

WANTED:

A Kind softhearted 45 year old virgin gentleman who still lives with his mother....
Brought up with a deep religious background..
Dont drink, dont smoke, and dont do drugs.
A mamas boy through and through....Seeks a Dirty filthy kinky horny female slut for a one off weekend in Paris!!

Discretion must be assured as mommy must never know!!

Please send naked photo to..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....Me..

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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 6:23 AM CST

martyg wrote:

PERSONAL ADDS........

WANTED:

A Kind softhearted 45 year old virgin gentleman who still lives with his mother....
Brought up with a deep religious background..
Dont drink, dont smoke, and dont do drugs.
A mamas boy through and through....Seeks a Dirty filthy kinky horny female slut for a one off weekend in Paris!!

Discretion must be assured as mommy must never know!!

Please send naked photo to..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....Me..

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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA

Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 6:52 AM CST

Missing:

Sanity.
Last seen during virginity & on payday.
Easily confused with "cookie euphoria" which seems to occur after long trips to market.

Making due with feline company, chocolates, boxing & bouts of darting across busy traffic,
but really need to locate said lost item.

Please send any information to:

crazycatlady@1sleevedjackethouse.net

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 3, 2008, 4:41 AM CST

LOST & FOUND..

Found...A small portion of sanity.

A miniature portion of sanity was found yesterday just outside the Sex toys for horses store on main street..

I must admit i am not normally a very honest man but considering the nature of the item, i have no idea what the hell to do with it

Contact: Alwayslooking@yourass.cum

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riyablossom
somewhere India

Posted: Jun 3, 2008, 1:07 PM CST

Wanted ...

A fix for early onset degenration of common sense and sensitivity..

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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA

Posted: Jun 19, 2008, 11:44 AM CST

WANTED:

Someone that is available for the next 5 - 6 weeks to cook, clean and help me while I recover from knee surgery.

Must have a valid driver's license

Know how to prepare several kinds of meals (Not ordering take out or frozen pop in the ovens)

Willing to negotiate pay