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Tall, dark, and handsome or Short, old and ugly!

Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:07 AM CST
Give us a kiss!
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:09 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Give us a kiss!


OMG barfing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:19 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
OMG



Hello! You little sex pot! You like taters and fried pig!
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:20 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Hello! You little sex pot! You like taters and fried pig!


Can't u take anything seriously???scold



































laugh laugh
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:24 AM CST
Portiea wrote:
Can't u take anything seriously???





I can seriously use a big wet kiss! No tunge now, we just meet!
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:42 AM CST
Tunge doesn't sound very appealing no matter who's offering.laugh
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:50 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Tunge doesn't sound very appealing no matter who's offering.
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:57 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Tunge doesn't sound very appealing no matter who's offering.


Tunge is good iffen it be cow's tunge with onions and a little bacon drippings and bits.

But tween peoples....well that be Personal type kissin for the second date!


Cow's tunge can be fer any time thou.
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 3:58 AM CST


What?laugh

It sounds like something you would find between your toes after a long day in a pair of work boots.uh oh!
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 4:01 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
What?

It sounds like something you would find between your toes after a long day in a pair of work boots.



Some folks won't eat cows tunge cause it came out of a cow's mouth.........but by darn.....they will eat eggs thou.


Ware the pretty gals go?
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:00 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Ware the pretty gals go?


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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:09 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Ware the pretty gals go?


You keep distracting me ... trying to work here.

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Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:16 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
You keep distracting me ... trying to work here.




blushing I doz have that effect on womens.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Give us a kiss!


Damn your profile pic looks fine.laugh
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:55 AM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Damn your profile pic looks fine.



You should see me in drag. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
You should see me in drag.


rolling on the floor laughing Rather not.
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:07 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Give us a kiss!
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
lips bouquet of flowers
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