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If God was a sexy beautiful woman

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uptiger
los angeles, California USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 4:10 AM CST
i think i would spend more time at church, what would make you more likely to believe in religions? thanks conversing
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 4:15 AM CST
I would be tempted to try and convert her.devil


On that note, I'm off to bed before I burst into flames.laugh

wave
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
when ministers start living what they preach. When ministers and parishioners show god'sove not his hate. when the gospel(good news) is used to lift man up, not dwell on short comings. when people of god, accept those of different backgrounds and life styles. When money doesn't take presedence over souls.


There are are few things that would bring me back into the fold
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:41 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
i think i would spend more time at church, what would make you more likely to believe in religions? thanks


I would be an avid sinner rubbing shoulders with beauty in my confessions.laugh
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:56 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
i think i would spend more time at church, what would make you more likely to believe in religions? thanks


what d'ya mean IF ?

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 5:57 AM CST
FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
what d'ya mean IF ?




LMAO!!! You sound like my sister!!laugh
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
LMAO!!! You sound like my sister!!


rolling on the floor laughing Sounds like your sister OBVIOUSLY has great wisdom!!!! Give her a hug from me!!
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:46 AM CST
uptiger wrote:
i think i would spend more time at church, what would make you more likely to believe in religions? thanks


Nothing would make me to believe in any religions...and even when God was a sexy women or hot men i would not spend more time in church as I am spending now.....that is mean i am not spending anytime there....still believe in God,in my way...wave
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 6:58 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I would be tempted to try and convert her. On that note, I'm off to bed before I burst into flames.
Better retire into a Faraday's Cage,Lightning Protection you knowgrin cool
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
Told you all long time SHE/HE is One of us.professor
Just NOBODY take me serioussigh
Think that practice stopped after Abraham?conversing a flower for you
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Polanski
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: May 20, 2008, 7:06 AM CST
If I was honestly curled up with a sexy beautiful woman right this minute I would be saying Oh God!
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 7:31 AM CST
Polanski wrote:
If I was honestly curled up with a sexy beautiful woman right this minute I would be saying Oh God!




Hehe...very smart answer....rolling eyes wave
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:18 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Better retire into a Faraday's Cage,Lightning Protection you know


I made it through the night unscathed.applause

Could this be considered "proof" god doesn't exist?laugh
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I made it through the night unscathed.

Could this be considered "proof" god doesn't exist?
You tell me!dunno cool
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
Hmmmm interesting theory...

Last I knew though God is everything or God is nothing.

Male, female, animal, vegetable, mineral, earth, air, water and fire.

I don't need a building to have a relationship with a Higher Power

wine jmo and observations
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
Hmmmm interesting theory...

Last I knew though God is everything or God is nothing.

Male, female, animal, vegetable, mineral, earth, air, water and fire.

I don't need a building to have a relationship with a Higher Power

jmo and observations


Good point. What does jmo stand 4 ? Wondering.
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